Things I Shouldn't Be Buying But I Already Did

I've done some purchasing lately that is completely inappropriate and unnecessary but don't you ever feel the need to splurge?? I had it bad last week, yet I did manage to control myself from purchasing the $80 heels from ModCloth.com or the $150.00 boots from Urban Outfitters. Instead, I concentrated my efforts on finding stuff for my upcoming Key West trip (18 days!!!). Warning: when seeing swimsuits, don't picture me in the swimsuit. I would hate to make anyone ill.

I actually ordered these two shirts from HotTopic.com because I think I secretly yearn to be a 16 year old boy? I honestly think the first shirt is cute: above the tuxedo ruffles is a bow tie that is hard to see in the picture. Now, I'm not a huge fan of this vampire rage that's been circling the globe but I thought this shirt was a lot of fun. "Love At First Bite" Its dirty and provocative. Also, that model is hott! If I could pull off a chest piece and bleached out hair I would totally do it but I think I would end up sending out stronger lesbian vibes than I already am (Note: I'm not gay, but have been hit on by women many times).

I ordered this suit from Target.com but got a notice saying it wouldn't be shipped until AFTER I had already left for Key West. Today though I received an email basically saying Target.com is a big fat lying slut and had already shipped it. Unfortunately I didn't get receive this email before I panicked and wound up purchasing this monstrosity:

Its from Venus.com and I'm pretty sure its a website for hookers and strippers. I mean, seriously? Look at the model. There is no reason she should look so sensual and mid-orgasm in public while wearing this hideous suit. I wonder if I can return it??

I finally bought another pair of black leggings (AmericanApparel.com) after sadly trashing my previous pair. I went through a short phase in which I thought I might have been able to pull black running pants (the kind with neon zippers and a pocket on the butt. You know, for all your important documents you must carry while running) off as regular black leggings but the unnatural sheen to the running pants would have surely given me away as a total fraud.

I don't know why I ordered the "mint" colored leggings. I wanted to get another pair of leggings and I couldn't just pick a normal color. I'm afraid these are going to be completely see through.
I came really close to buying this Wolverine shirt from HotTopic.com with the intentions of putting my ever growing interest in comic book characters and superheros on full display. Maybe if they had a shirt with Superman on it I wouldn't have passed. The story behind the creation of Superman is actually incredibly interesting and scandalous. If you're also harboring a superhero fetish, check out the story of Superman. Its a good one.

I'm Not An Environmentalist, I'm An Earth Warrior

HAPPY EARTH DAY! Here are three easy tips to becoming more environmentally conscious that I picked up at Power Shift last year: Change THREE light bulbs in your house to CFLs, Turn up (or down depending on the season) your thermostat TWO degrees, and Unplug ONE appliance you don't use often (hair dryer, cell phone charger, lamps you rarely use). Because it is such a special beautiful day, I've decided to post the pictures I meant to post two weeks about in celebration! What a way to celebrate right? The pics are from TT's house warming party (see "Partysaurus Wrecks") and looking back on the pictures I can see how much fun I don't remember!

I haven't updated anything of substance lately because I spent last weekend in WV with Chris and Dave. There is no cell phone reception, no Internet, just us and nature. Its great and beautiful, but I can only stand it for about a day. Longer than 24 hours and I start to go a little cabin crazy. BUT we did come home with a surprise from WV:

A Brand New Dog!!!! His name is Doc but we're trying out second names: Doc Beau, Doc Boone, Doc Holiday, I like to just call him The Doctor. He is about 7 years old and came from a rescue group my Mom is involved in. Before that he was used for hunting at a club but I guess he wasn't any good at it because they treated him like shit and got rid of him. He's sweet and gentle and cuddly and within 30 minutes of having him he had already curled up in my lap (although he is wwaayy too big to be a lap dog) and fallen asleep. He's just presh.

Anyways, TT Bonanza!!!

After much deliberation I assembled an outfit worthy of Rainbow Bright Status. I just wish I had the rainbow moon boots. Self tye-dyed tank layered under an H&M green tank, Target white cropped sweater, paired with Express black jeans, and the sandals I had to wear even though it was far too cold. The sandals zip up the back but they kind of hurt when I do zip them so I spent the whole night drunkenly sliding around in them unzipped. It was only kind of effective.

Apparently it was "Panda" themed and I had no idea. Well, only Faye and Noe knew. I'm really digging Faye's shirt even if she got a lot of flack for wearing a WWF tank top in a Green Peace house. Its all relative right??? The shape of the shirt is really flattering on her and the combo of chunky, layered, quirky gold necklaces is a great touch. The bling really adds pop and funk to the ensemble. Noe's shirt was sad (panda living on the only tree still standing from a forest that has been destroyed) but it was really funny that both he and Faye had just so happen to wear shirts adorning pandas.
Even in a polka button up, TT's got some sensual seduction. Cute gathered sleeves with a folding effect and waist sash add fun details to this basic button up.
I've become obsessed with pretty much everything TT has furnished her room with including this mirror. It looks like its composed of cork screws or little wooden discs of different shapes that make the mirror contemporary yet functional and versatile. I'm all about it.
At Some point in the night my camera was abducted and abused by random people. I woke the next morning to find dozens of pictures of people I didn't know wearing baskets on their heads and posing for pictures they probably will never see. I'm contemplating deleting most of them even though I hate to delete pics. I did like these two though:
They look like they are about to do something really cool, but they probably weren't.

And to complete the blog worthy pics from TT's, I created a little collection of photos I would like to title "Walk On Sunshine Joyous Dance Montage"

I hope you can actually see the pictures even though they are small because some of them are freaking awesome. The funny part was, no one was dancing before this song came on and then suddenly everyone broke out into dance only for "Walking on Sunshine" as if it is the greatest song of all time. After the song finished we all separated and pretended it never happened...

I've been attempting to watch 7 Pounds while posting and it is not working at all. This is clearly a movie you actually have to watch and not just listen to. I have no idea whats going on and I think its almost over... Woopsy Doodles! There is a really beautiful Great Dane in the movie though. He's my fave character.

I do have a surprise coming to the blog, hopefully it will be sooner rather than later! It all just depends on my determination to actually complete anything in my life.

I hope you all had a lovely and Earth friendly EARTH DAY!!! Leave any new Earth friendly tips you'd like to share in comments. I'm always looking for new ways to defend Earth's honor!

This is the future...

You've gotta check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJmCZjB3Y5s

I think this is an amazing idea, but will people begin to think its acceptable to litter if you're throwing one of these bags out your window? That they are in fact helping the environment by irresponsibly throwing their trash around? I sure hope not.

G-Chat With Weez

me: i just hit myself in the face with my phone and it really hurt
llcoombs136: hahahaha poor nonie
me: so stupid i announced it to everyone too after i said "owww" into the phone
llcoombs136: lol love it
me: so like a pimple has immedietly emerged from where the phone hit my face wtf!?
llcoombs136: omg really? get out!
me: this is a blog worthy story
llcoombs136: lol

Useless Obsessions

Urban Outfitters is one of those stores that will always be trouble for your bank account. I find it impossible to go in there and not leave without spending at least $50 if you're lucky. Everything is so freaking trendy that the store honestly stresses me out. I want it all! I started exploring the website while at work today and to avoid giving myself an ulcer, I restricted myself to the best section: shoes. They have such a wide selection with incredible designs. But with great items come great prices. I find even their sale shoes are over priced. I'm working myself up to actually buy a pair of boots I've been eyeing for months, but I don't know I can purchase a pair of boots for $120 guilt free (even if that is their sale price). Anyways, here were some of the faves I found that I probs could never seriously wear but am dying to explore:
We Who See Canvas Wrap Wedge. I have this unexplainable draw towards crazy wedge booties. I'm wild for the peeptoe/peepheel combo with the added buckle detail and 5inch wedge.

Shoes For Lovely People Camilla. These sandals look like lobsters and that's why I like them.
Dolce Vita Rayne Heel. With the super-thick-almost-a-wedge heel combined with braided brown leather and a peeptoe, these heels are simply awesome. I love the combo of so many different elements.
Sweet Life By Dolce Vita Caroline Heel. Clearly I have a thing for chunky weird heels. I just like shoes that make you look twice at them. Make someone consider them more than as just a shoe but as an object of lust. I wish I had the will power to wear heels more because I would tots wear these suckers to the bone.
80%20 Canvas Peeptoe. A peeptoe slipper??? The contradiction in practicality is exactly why I love these shoes.
Jeffery Campbell Wrap. I find these shoes very visually pleasing in an architectural manner.

UO Leather Cross Strap Sandal. I like the sizable difference between the ankle strap and toe strap. Also the double buckle.

And finally these: Sioux Beaded Moccasin. I recently had to throw away my moccis and have yet to find a suitable replacement. I certainly like these. Fringe, beads, and drawstrings. Mocci perfection!

I guess my big reason for having immediate ties to these shoe specimens is how completely useless all of them are. They are simply for fun! Not to be taken seriously, and that's what I love.

Peace Out BD

Basement Dave is moving out. I never thought this day would come. He unexpectedly dropped the bomb this morning finally admitting he has BOUGHT a house near World Gate. I'm really happy for him, I'm just surprised. I honestly thought he would be in the basement for as long as my parents are.

Speaking of my parents, they are moving as well. Having just gotten back from a week long trip to South Carolina, they have returned with new dreams. They found a place in Summerville, SC. Their plan is to wait until the summer, propose a bid, if its accepted they'll both retire, sell all their stuff, and move away. Its weird to think about. We've lived in this house for 20 years. Where am I supposed to go when they move? Probs good chance I'll end up following them to SC. It won't be so bad. 20 minutes from Charleston, an hour from the beach, and a short 5 hours from everything I care about in VA. I'm excited for them but its strange to think about things changing so drastically. I don't know it I like the idea or not.

Partysaurus Wrecks

I forgot I had this picture of Jax. She was in town last weekend for a hair emergency and joined Faye, Beats, and Bry at Noodles&Co (my new found glory). She looks like a parsley loving Sam Ron. I dig it.As usual the majority of my week was spent working, watching TV, and contemplating the existence of baby carrots and why they are so good. But I also spiced things up a bit this week. Blanimal came to visit and after a Monday night drunk fest we spent Tuesday at the Natural History Museum downtown. I've been wanting to go for years and never really got around to it. Unfortunately both of us forgot it was Spring Break for kiddies and found ourselves mauled by prepubescent teens all hailing from Butt Cheese, USA. Regardless it was a lot of fun, we literally saw every part of the museum (even the really boring soil exhibit), ate hot dogs from street cars, and developed fake back stories to share with strangers (Blan was from Florida on vaycay and I was from Maine having only moved to DC 3 weeks ago). Anyways, here's some over exposure for the Bliz and Yiz Excellent Adventure:

Blanimal at the metro. I really like this pic. It could easily be an ad for PacSun, but that's my fault and my zip up. I just really like the toggle hooks!

USO (Unidentified Submerged Objects) aka ALIEN! Its actually a giant squid that was like 7,000 feet long. If aliens actually live in the water I would tots believe this is one. Only time will tell. USOs are my new obsession.

Waiting in line for the 3D Under The Sea Imax movie at the museum. So cool! I'm all about under water 3D adventures and this picture of Blan. 3D adventures and anything involving these rad glasses make me happy. I was tempted to keep but thought twice about stealing from a museum.

There is an awesome exhibit called "Orchids through the eyes of Darwin" I think. It smelled wonderful and was really beautiful in there. Highly enjoyable. The Galapagos Islands are pretty much the coolest things ever discovered.

This picture makes me laugh.

So last night TT finally had a house warming party after living in Arlington for like 4 months. It was so much fun I can barely remember anything after 1am. It was def one of those nights where you don't feel like you're ever going to get drunk so you keep drinking and drinking and then WHAM! You're plastered. I do remember a joyous dance party to "Walking on Sunshine". And taking multiple jello shots out of Easter eggs. With a trashcan no where in sight, we decided to hide the eggs around the basement in honor of Easter. Sorria! Some how my camera got passed around the party because I found a bunch of pictures on it of people I don't know. Apparently I had fun! So thanks TT and housemates! I haven't uploaded pics yet, but I'll post the worthy ones later.

Happy Easter everyone!