The Way We Were

I haven't seen this movie in years and was in the mood for a classic romance. Robert Redford was freaking beautiful back in the day. Yaooza. And although I don't totally understand Barbara Streisand's appeal, her quirky looks are starting to grow on me.

Confused By The Passing Piranhas

Through one of the blogs I'm addicted to (Fashion Squad) I learned of BikBok. I'm head over heels. Two probs: no stores in the states, not available to order online. Whomp Whomp....

Regardless, I spent a chunk of today browsing through foreign treasures and wishing I lived in Latvia.... maybe. Here is a sneak peek into the neon, sequined, shredded world of BikBok. Enjoy!

I love this frilly bolero. It looks like something Evita would wear or a female bull fighter. Keeping with a similar feel, pair this with high wasted black jeans or leggings, black flats, and a red accessory would be pretty killer.
I've unintentionally become inexplicably drawn to "old man" sweaters aka pretty much anything your grandpa would wear. I'm even currently wearing my Mr. Rogers sweater. I just love the comfortable mod look an over sized knitted sweater can give an outfit. The sweater above and the button up sweater below both have that feel to them. I dig the over sized features too.

Lets all just curl up in our old man sweaters and take a nap.

I do have to admit that in all that is good about BikBok, there are some negatives. Their selection of tops and shirts isn't the greatest. Most of the items look like something that can be found at American Apparel and do not give off a special feel about them like the other items do. I did find this graphic tee that I liked:

I love pretty much anything with Kate Moss on it.

I really enjoy black items with texture to them. It is hard to tell in this picture, but there are saying layers on the top of the dress and I like the explosion of the graphic on the skirt portion. This dress can be played down really well with sneaks, flats, or gladiator sandals. Not every dress has to be glamified.

But this one sure is!

Can you imagine walking around in an outfit entirely of sparkling sequins? I would feel like a disco ball. It would be impossible not to be the center of attention in a dress that might blind people if you're standing at the right angle. Killer.

I've been playing with the idea of drop crotch/harem pants lately. I def like jersey drop crotch, but I'm still not sure about denim versions. I do quite like these loose harem pants so maybe the idea of a denim is slowly growing on me? I like the idea of these paired with a whit tank top, gold accessories, maybe even gold heels or woven wedges and the following jacket:I'm crazy about this jacket! The colors, the pattern, the style, I love it all! Now I only need to make friends with someone in Norway who can send me this.... Faye???

Grunge twist on a typical sweatshirt. It reminds me of something Rick Owens is doing with pretty much everything from pants to tshirts to sweaters. Ratty holes are in and I've been ahead of this trend for a while now. I don't own a pair of jeans or a hoodie without snags, tears, and holes emblazoned somewhere (this isn't by choice but by coincidence. I refuse to buy new jeans b/c pants are expensive and hard to find. All my hoodies were chewed on by my rat back at school... that's another story...).I like the idea of ragged jeans, but the execution can be iffy. Cutting jeans up is an easy DIY project, but making it look natural and worn is another problem. Through experience I have found that if you cut your jeans yourself, wash them a few times afterwards and leave them crumpled in a pile, don't fold them, you'll get the desired look. Follow these rules and you'll have that awesome dirty look to yourself. Am I the only one who thinks this is a good thing?

Check out BikBok.com

Picture This. Oh Wait, I Can't

Yesterday (Sunday) I spent all day laying tile with my Dad and breathing in smoke from the wet saw (I think I have contracted the black lung). After spending most of the day working on the floor I was really excited to take pictures and post them to prove how handy I truly can be when I realized my camera is BUSTED. It won't stop blinking at me. Its a pretty crappy camera that was at the height of its days a mere four years ago but has since lost touch. I'm assuming this is a sign from the Heavens that it is time for me to move on a finally purchase the type of camera I've been dreaming of. I've narrowed it down to two options:

This is the Nikon - Coolpix 12.1 Megapixel

And this is the Sony - Cyber-shot 9.1 Megapixel

They are essentially the same camera except with a few minor differences. Obvs the Nikon has more pixels and Nikon's are known for being great cameras. I have a Nikon film camera similar to the one above and my Dad has a Nikon that is pretty much the fanciest nicest thing I've ever seen. But are more pixels and a trustworthy name worth an extra $70 over the Sony? I need help deciding! Let me know what you think. Or if you even care at all.

Things I Shouldn't Be Buying But I Already Did

I've done some purchasing lately that is completely inappropriate and unnecessary but don't you ever feel the need to splurge?? I had it bad last week, yet I did manage to control myself from purchasing the $80 heels from ModCloth.com or the $150.00 boots from Urban Outfitters. Instead, I concentrated my efforts on finding stuff for my upcoming Key West trip (18 days!!!). Warning: when seeing swimsuits, don't picture me in the swimsuit. I would hate to make anyone ill.

I actually ordered these two shirts from HotTopic.com because I think I secretly yearn to be a 16 year old boy? I honestly think the first shirt is cute: above the tuxedo ruffles is a bow tie that is hard to see in the picture. Now, I'm not a huge fan of this vampire rage that's been circling the globe but I thought this shirt was a lot of fun. "Love At First Bite" Its dirty and provocative. Also, that model is hott! If I could pull off a chest piece and bleached out hair I would totally do it but I think I would end up sending out stronger lesbian vibes than I already am (Note: I'm not gay, but have been hit on by women many times).

I ordered this suit from Target.com but got a notice saying it wouldn't be shipped until AFTER I had already left for Key West. Today though I received an email basically saying Target.com is a big fat lying slut and had already shipped it. Unfortunately I didn't get receive this email before I panicked and wound up purchasing this monstrosity:

Its from Venus.com and I'm pretty sure its a website for hookers and strippers. I mean, seriously? Look at the model. There is no reason she should look so sensual and mid-orgasm in public while wearing this hideous suit. I wonder if I can return it??

I finally bought another pair of black leggings (AmericanApparel.com) after sadly trashing my previous pair. I went through a short phase in which I thought I might have been able to pull black running pants (the kind with neon zippers and a pocket on the butt. You know, for all your important documents you must carry while running) off as regular black leggings but the unnatural sheen to the running pants would have surely given me away as a total fraud.

I don't know why I ordered the "mint" colored leggings. I wanted to get another pair of leggings and I couldn't just pick a normal color. I'm afraid these are going to be completely see through.
I came really close to buying this Wolverine shirt from HotTopic.com with the intentions of putting my ever growing interest in comic book characters and superheros on full display. Maybe if they had a shirt with Superman on it I wouldn't have passed. The story behind the creation of Superman is actually incredibly interesting and scandalous. If you're also harboring a superhero fetish, check out the story of Superman. Its a good one.

This is the future...

You've gotta check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJmCZjB3Y5s

I think this is an amazing idea, but will people begin to think its acceptable to litter if you're throwing one of these bags out your window? That they are in fact helping the environment by irresponsibly throwing their trash around? I sure hope not.

Useless Obsessions

Urban Outfitters is one of those stores that will always be trouble for your bank account. I find it impossible to go in there and not leave without spending at least $50 if you're lucky. Everything is so freaking trendy that the store honestly stresses me out. I want it all! I started exploring the website while at work today and to avoid giving myself an ulcer, I restricted myself to the best section: shoes. They have such a wide selection with incredible designs. But with great items come great prices. I find even their sale shoes are over priced. I'm working myself up to actually buy a pair of boots I've been eyeing for months, but I don't know I can purchase a pair of boots for $120 guilt free (even if that is their sale price). Anyways, here were some of the faves I found that I probs could never seriously wear but am dying to explore:
We Who See Canvas Wrap Wedge. I have this unexplainable draw towards crazy wedge booties. I'm wild for the peeptoe/peepheel combo with the added buckle detail and 5inch wedge.

Shoes For Lovely People Camilla. These sandals look like lobsters and that's why I like them.
Dolce Vita Rayne Heel. With the super-thick-almost-a-wedge heel combined with braided brown leather and a peeptoe, these heels are simply awesome. I love the combo of so many different elements.
Sweet Life By Dolce Vita Caroline Heel. Clearly I have a thing for chunky weird heels. I just like shoes that make you look twice at them. Make someone consider them more than as just a shoe but as an object of lust. I wish I had the will power to wear heels more because I would tots wear these suckers to the bone.
80%20 Canvas Peeptoe. A peeptoe slipper??? The contradiction in practicality is exactly why I love these shoes.
Jeffery Campbell Wrap. I find these shoes very visually pleasing in an architectural manner.

UO Leather Cross Strap Sandal. I like the sizable difference between the ankle strap and toe strap. Also the double buckle.

And finally these: Sioux Beaded Moccasin. I recently had to throw away my moccis and have yet to find a suitable replacement. I certainly like these. Fringe, beads, and drawstrings. Mocci perfection!

I guess my big reason for having immediate ties to these shoe specimens is how completely useless all of them are. They are simply for fun! Not to be taken seriously, and that's what I love.

Big Baby Big Girl

This weekend Faye and I finally went out to Woodbridge to see Bita and Bry. Their place is psychotic and exotic. We ended up at a bar near by drinking too much and eating fried food where there was live music. Just one guy and a guitar. It was actually really impressive and the guy had a great song selection. Even included Harvey Danger! He was my musical sole mate.

I've kind of become obsessed with the idea of rompers, jumpsuits, one piece wonders, etc. I got this flowery number on sale at target.com. Target.com actually will offer many items not found in every store and sale items that are online exclusives. You can find awesome deals if you scout around a bit! I paired the romper with a gold thick belt, purple tights, mochis, and basic white henley. The romper is a lot of fun to wear except when you have to go to the bathroom.
Thumbalina!!! Beats puts together a funky combo of pin striped A line skirt, patterned tank, and this awesome black and yellow multi-strand twisted necklace. Shoteroonees

Sweet Caroline fuck-ing-sluts. Faye in black lace is robotic and aquatic. Two things that don't seem they should go together but when combined create an explosion!
Can You Feel The Love Tonight?

I NEED to get a better picture of this sweater because its freaking amazing! Mickey Mouse is the next Hello Kitty.

The morning after a long stupendous night Faye and I were served a delicious breakfast and watched the Law and Order Marathon. I'm an avid fan of pretty much every crime drama, but only after two hours has Faye now been converted to an L&O lover! I was also fortunate enough to discover Beat's obsession with Ice-T and my own immense adoration for Jeff Goldblum! I think its all the stuttering. Yum

Check out them apples!..... I'm a freak.

I Want You To Want Me

I did some faux shopping today in which I basically scanned websites and pretended I have an unlimited supply of money trees and don't have midget sized limbs which would wear allow me to wear all these things I want to buy with my faux bills. I spent a large part of my time at modcloth.com. I have come to L.O.V.E. modcloth... although I have yet to purchased anything. All the items are vintage inspired, if not the real deal, and there is a limited supply of each item. I think this adds some authenticity to the pieces because they are not being mass produced by children in a Chinese factory. Yet, the limited supply also adds a sense of urgency. What if they don't have your size? What if they are completely sold out? What if there is only one left and someone else buys it!? Modcloth can definitely lead to impulse purchases. I have successfully dodged the urges so far, but may not be able to hold out much longer. Especially after checking out their stuff today, I have found long lost loves and new found treasures.


I have a thing for big collars and unnecessary buttons. This dress is like opposite day. Its a summer dress (knee length and sleeveless) but it has a cozy folding collar. I love it.


I think this shirt is funny. Its basically a cheaper/comical version if the Christopher Kane baboon dress:


Yet, I'm kind of smitten for this dress. I'm wild for how abrasive it is.


These high rise shorts would look killer with a plaid button up tucked in or tied and a pair of flats or some wedges. Layered necklaces and bangles to top off the whole look. Preshola!

Without even trying I accumulated about 7 pairs of shoes in the shopping cart of my brain.

I really love how shoe styles have really progressed in the past year. New shapes and styles, cutouts and wedges, chunky heels and talon heels. I like where all this is going.They're sandals... but not. And to make things more confusing, they have a hidden wedge heel. I like shoes that make you question their existence.

And these beauties! I have gazed longingly at these little babies for months now. I die over the curved chunky heel, the deep blood red color, and the pop of the bright bow at the toe.

Modcloth.com is definitely worth some browsing time but, like I said before, beware of its lure. Because the pieces are limited they can be pricey, but if you're really thinking of purchasing something I think the originality of the items and the limited supply make the price worth it. They've also got accessories, coats, pants, everything other stores offer but with a retro edge. Check it out for rare goods!

I've Got Fleas

The Big DC Flea Market came through Chantilly this weekend and I jumped at the chance. In an hour and a half I only conquered 1/4 of the stalls, found some of the greatest treasures ever, only spent $40, and found myself spent. Who knew dodging oldies, haggling with sellers, and gazing longingly into glass cases could be so overwhelming. In any case, the flea market was freaking amazing!

I don't know why I'm covering my ears, it seemed natural?

Target cardigan, Old Navy dress, Loft tank, and an assortment of jewelry. Oh, and of course my fave readers.I also took out my favorite sandals for the occasion for their first wear of 2009. I love these sandals. I think I found them in Lynchburg for $7.
Here are the treasures I found:
An old lady had this military inspired jacket with a matching skirt along with hundreds of other KILLER vintage clothes. I didn't even think it would fit me but after staring at it for 10 minutes I couldn't part with it even if it was too small. In fact, it does fit... kind of. I just can't button it up, but that doesn't mean I can't still wear it! I'm so pumped.

Was instantly smitten with this gold and amber cuff. If you look closely there is a moth on it, the seller tried to convince me its a butterfly, but it clearly isn't. I like that its a beautiful piece of jewelry with this ugly bug on it.

And after spending too much time in one stall I finally decided on this necklace after the seller said she would sell it to me for $4. WTF?! I had originally wanted this really creepy long white steel necklace with this dog on it. It was weird, but funky. Sadly, the creepy dog was really expensive for some reason and I wasn't willing to pay that much to freak people out.

And to make to make today even better, when I got home I had a package waiting!

Although its used, its still magical. So I think I'm going to spend the rest of the day lounging in the gorg 70 degree weather and reading about MK&A. Its been a good day...
I hope you all have a great day and a great tomorrow.